like a rolling stone

update

Tue, 15 May 2007 20:42:08 GMT

i am updating my livejournal just for you tim. ...............................................................................................................................................................................
there updated....lol

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:34:01 GMT

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Science/Math Nerd (Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!) Well, maybe you aren't this extreme, but you're in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don't worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case, for you people! Most of us would have died off without your help.
Social Nerd
Drama Nerd
Literature Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Musician
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:26:17 GMT

I put it all on black, no color you're all dressed in
And a stab in the back left you bleeding on the floor
And I'm mourning the death, the recent passing of your insides
I smile in regret every time I think of how I spoke to you

I put it all in back of my mind where I hold you
I'm just trying to keep track how far back it really goes
And I'm living in lack of the blood sent from the heavens
I'm just trying to relax as the killer's waiting right outside my door

What's black and white?
What's read all over?
This tired book, this organ donor

Sweet blasphemy, my giving tree
It hasn't rained in years
I bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
Leave it to me, I remain free from all the comforts of home
And where that is, I'm pleased as piss to say, I'll never really know

I put them all in black, the four walls of my bedroom
And I trimmed them in red, peeled your picture off the wall
And I'm living in lack of the blood sent from your heartbeat
That arrived in your neck every time I salivated over you

What's upside down?
What's coated in silver?
This crucifix is my four leaf clover

Sweet blasphemy, my giving tree
It hasn't rained in years
I bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
Leave it to me, I remain free from all the comforts of home
And where that is, I'm pleased as piss to say, I'll never really know

One of these days, it's gonna catch up to you
Throwing looks like those around
One of these nights, I promise to you
I'll soon be sleeping sound
As soon as I leave town

happy birthday

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:41:16 GMT

happy birthday to all of you january birthdays!!!!

my history

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:45:01 GMT

hi everyone. miss me? well i was taking a trip down memory lane and reading some of my posts. wow. thats all i have to say. some of the things i wrote about were lame. im a lame-o...lol anyways i was just updating this thing...

i'm back

Mon, 15 May 2006 18:37:32 GMT

ok so i havent written in soooooooo long. i almost feel like a traitor but i am on myspace. so if ya'll have myspace look me up at http://www.myspace.com/jfer_jfer. but al is well with me, how about you

i'm to trill for this

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 02:13:26 GMT

hi to all of you guys. sorry i havent written in so long but i have been busy. www.myspace/jfer_jfer.com thats where you can reach me now. yall need to check it out its cool. holla

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:10:31 GMT

well i have not written in a long time but here in the low down highlights
i have been dating this guy from columbas GA. he is 35
i am having surgery tuesday.
i tore my ACL and ripped cartledge
uuuummmm
oh i have been introducedto the sport hockey
i went to atlanta and watched the thrashers and the
tal. lightening
we got company box seats. i felt out of place
everyone there makes more than i do in 3 mo that a year then i do.
well i dont know but i was kicking it with the high rollers
ummm
i went to montgomery gentry, cletus t judd, and craig morgan consert
also shinedown, Ill break, and 3 doors down
we walked out of 3 doors down but shinedown rocked ass
well i think i am done now
miss ya'll

wow

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:38:43 GMT

wow it has been a long time since i have been on here and so much has happened. hum where to start? ok, i have a new apartment. it is an upstairs and a downstairs. small but very comphy. also i tore ny knee to hell and back, unloading my stuff into my apt. i have to go to the doc soon.
i had my 22nd birthday the 13th. i celebrated by watching the premier of gilmore girls and supernatural. so it was a great day. well have to go for now i will be beck soon.

carter wynn scott

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 03:42:22 GMT

well i have a new cousin. carter wynn scott was born today at 6pm. he weighs 8lb 13 oz and 21in long. he is the cutiest thing in the world. he has curly dark hair and long eyelashes. toooo adorable.
i have been reading the harry potter books for the last month and i am now on the 3rd one. i have to say that the books are better than the movies. the books are more detailed.
jay i am sorry that you are covered with poisin ivy. that must suck. i have to knock on wood i have never had any type of poisin.
cloud_shane yeppie on the new sweetie.......

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 04:55:56 GMT

ok so today has been great. to start off my friend from jasper came down. and it has been awsome. i got my 3rd tattoo tonight. it is a charmed symbol on my wrist. it is outlined in purple and shaded in pink and white. it is beautiful. i am so happy.

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 04:25:40 GMT

hi to all.
for all you lj people in jasper i have moved to auburn. i start training tomorrow. and that sucks. i finally unpacked all my clothes and and am ready to take up residence...lol

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 23:27:50 GMT

Your Porn Star Name is: Albino Kitty

Get your own Porn Star Name

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 05:56:43 GMT

hi how are you all? i am fine. i know i havent written in a LONG time but i have been real busy (or lazy one). i am in opelika right now and it is 1147pm. everyone is in the bed. i have been going to bed 'bout 930/10pm every night and it is soooooooooo boring. i am used to staying up all night. i miss everyone up in the jazaper way. ben i am sorry about your dog. she was ssooo sweet and beautiful and i am sorry i couldnt tell you in person. jenny jen jen i miss ya to. ryan and jamie also. and i havent heard alot out of cloud_shane in a while either. hows your girly? and allison has been faithful to her live journal duties, writting all the time........ yes i am bored and have no idea of what i am saying. have you ever been that bored? i am . my sisters bday was yesterday. she is 19... still young heheheheheh . well i think i am going to retire and go read a book i bought somewhere ... sometime this week.

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:04:27 GMT

JENNIFER
J	is for	Joyous
E	is for	Explosive
N	is for	Naughty
N	is for	Neat
I	is for	Innocent
F	is for	Furry
E	is for	Explosive
R	is for	Relaxing

What Does Your Name Mean?

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 03:46:33 GMT

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Becoming a mail-order bride.

Get your resolution here

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 22:12:07 GMT

things you would like to say at work but cant.........

and your whiny-assed opinion would be....?

do i look like a peoples person?

this isnt an offic. its hell with fluorescent lighting.

i started out with nothing and have most of it left.

sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

does your train of thought have a caboode?

errors have been made. others will be blamed.

see no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

im trying to imagine you with a personality.

a cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you havent dallen asleep yet.

can i trade this job for what is behind door 1?

too many freaks, not enough circuses.

nice perfume. must you marinate in it?

chaos, panic, and disorder - my work is done here.

how do i set a laser printer to stun?

i thought i wanteda career, turns out i just wanted a paycheck.

hehehehehehe

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 05:26:41 GMT

well i am moving to auburn at the end of january. so we all need to party until then.........

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 04:13:11 GMT

yes i know i have not posted a comment in a very long time. hummmm
lets see....... i have been working a whole bunch. last night me and meltandweep

went out last night and it was awsome.. yes 2 sex on the beach, 1 smirnoff tripple black, and 4 shots af hipnotiq, 1 hulk later and 130am i went too sleep. woke up this morning with a very large headache.

spent the day with

meltandweep and got my hair cut. yes now it is short but i like it.

i miss

pooloftears we need more pics of spiderman.......hehehehe

i have to go to the doctor tomorrow and i dread it

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 04:04:12 GMT

You scored as famous. *stab*

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famous

67%

bum

33%

middle classer

17%

Loner..witch..weird guy..

what is your future?
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Sat, 27 Nov 2004 06:20:45 GMT


Marriage is love.

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:11:24 GMT

You Are the Reformer

1

You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong.

High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them.

You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect.

You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair.

What number are you?

stolen from kissmeimjewish

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 23:19:36 GMT

fill 'er up...

r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: jennifer, jamie, ryan, sam, missy
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no
3. longest relationship?: married 2 years
4. how many actual relationships have you been in?: 8
5. how many people have you kissed?: hehehe alot
6. are you shy around your crush?: nope
7. still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with?: yes
8. do you know what it feels like to be in love?: yes
9. would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends?:yes
f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop?: wally world
2. have any tattoos or piercings?: 2 tattoos 7 piercings
3. what is your favorite thing to wear?: jeans
4. what is a must have accessory?: radio
5. how much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing?:120$
7. who is the most fashionable person you know?: myself
8. who is the least fashionable person you know?: amanda
9. do you match your belt with your hair color?:why of course
10. what is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good?: spandex
11. what are you wearing right now?: jeans and a t-shirt
12. how many pairs of shoes do you own?: 20
13.what is the worst trend you see today?: baggy clothes
s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs? no
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: v05
3. what are you most scared of?: bridges
4. what are you listening to right now?: tears for fears- shout
5. who was the last person that called you? jesse's mom
6. where do you want to get married?: auburn
7. how many buddies are online right now?: 3
8. what would you change about yourself?: my weight
9. what are essentials in your life?: make up and radio
10. if you had the power to do any one thing, what would it be?: change the world
11. what nationality are you?: american
12. do you send out holiday cards each year?: no
h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. given someone a bath? yes
2. smoked?: yes
3. bungee jumped?: no
4. made yourself throw up?: no
5. skinny dipped?: yes
6. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: yes
7. cried when someone died?: yes
8. fallen for your best friend?: no
9. been rejected?:no
10. rejected someone?:yes
11. used someone?: wellllll
12. been used?: yes
c u r r e n t
1. hair: burgandy
2. music: 80's rock
3. make-up: revlon
4. annoyance: leaving cabinet doors open
5. scent: amber romance
6. favorite artist: prince
7. favorite group: bon jovi
8. desktop picture: blue
9. book you're reading: none (too busy)
10. cd in player: vangaboys
11. dvd in player: mean girls
12. color of toenails: peach
c h r i s t m a s | w i s h | l i s t
1.just to have a great time with family
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Fri, 12 Nov 2004 19:37:36 GMT

John Bobbitt was never a loner.
In fact, he was known as a roamer.
His wife seized his prize
And cut it to size.
Now John is his own organ donor.

--Limerick circulated during 1993-94

me and a friend was discussing this and i found this interesting article and wanted to share it with ya'll

never piss off a woman......

Fri, 12 Nov 2004 19:34:15 GMT

First, some background information: On the evening of 23 June 1993, John Bobbitt came home to his apartment in Prince William, Virginia, after a night of barhopping.2 His wife Lorena testified that he was drunk, insisted they have sex against her will, raped her, and then went to sleep. John's account differed. At various times, he said that they had not had sex that evening, that he could not recall if they had had sex, that Lorena had tried to initiate sex but he had been too tired, that they had had sex but he had slept through it, and that the sex had been consensual. Afterward, Lorena got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a glass of water. A knife that was lying by the sink caught her eye. She picked it up, stared at it awhile, and memories of past abuse raced through herhead. She recalled, "I remember[ed] many things. I remember[ed] the first time he raped me. I remember[ed] the put-downs that he told me. . . . I remember[ed] the first time he forced me to have anal sex, the bad things he said. I remember[ed] the abortion. I remember[ed] everything." Lorena went back to the bedroom where John was sleeping, pulled down the sheets, and cut off his penis.

She then left the house, got into her car, and drove away. She said that while she was driving, she looked down and was horrified to see the severed penis still in her hand. She threw it out the car window into a nearby field. Soon afterward, she called police and told them where to find it. Surgeons managed to reattach John Bobbitt's penis in an operation that lasted nearly ten hours. If convicted of the class-three felony offense, Lorena Bobbitt faced a fine of up to $100,000 and a mandatory prison term of five to twenty years. Following nine days of testimony, the jury (seven women, five men) found Lorena Bobbitt not guilty by reason of temporary insanity. She was held in custody at a mental institution in order to undergo psychiatric observation. A month later, psychiatrists determined that she posed no threat to herself or others and recommended that she be released to receive ongoing outpatient treatment.3

The case became legendary almost overnight. As one observer put it, "not since Lizzie Borden have a woman and her cutlery received so much attention" (Shales G1). By late 1993 and early 1994, jokes and stories about the Bobbitts flourished. Did you hear the one about Lorena Bobbitt being released on her own recognizance while awaiting trial? The judge ruled that Lorena could go home for the Christmas holidays, but only on the condition that she didn't hang any balls on the Christmas tree. On Halloween 1993, near Washington, D.C., a group of women went trick-or-treating dressed up in Lorena look-alike wigs and carrying big wooden knives (Lowther 35). There were humorous claims that Lorena Bobbitt had signed advertising contracts with the makers of Ginsu knives and Weedwackers or that John Bobbitt had become a spokesperson for Peterbilt Trucks and Snap-on Tools. At a take-out restaurant, a neighbor of mine overheard one man asking another whether he wanted a "Bobbitt" or a full-sized submarine sandwich. Meanwhile, a radio disc jockey offered Slice soda and cocktail wienies with ketchup from his on-site broadcasting booth near the Manassas, Virginia, courthouse, while vendors sold buttons that read "Lorena Bobbitt for Surgeon General" (Kaplan 52; Leiby B1).